Dressing Sexy for Valentine’s Day???

Among all the important things we need to worry about, 1,000 women were asked about how they planned to dress for Valentine’s dinner. The issue seemed to be sexy vs. demure. Women were asked how much cleavage they planned to expose, and 53% said at least 4-5 inches. 22% said 2-4 inches, while 21% said less than 2 inches. 4% said ZERO inches (omg!).

I don’t have to tell you how the men reacted to this survey. That should be obvious. But the fact that 53% of women opted for lots of cleavage encourages me that we are not about to sink into a quagmire of right-wing imposed righteousness in the women’s sartorial department. So I’ll be looking for all you sexy ladies at restaurants throughout the city tonight. God bless Austin!