Paris Hilton Gets Burned at Benihana

Noted the other day where that extremely well-known gastronomical giant Paris Hilton managed to suffer burns on her hand from the grill at a Benihana’s in LA. Short of climbing over the table on your hands and knees or having a quickie with the knife-wielding stir fry chef, one wonders how you could possibly burn yourself at a Benihana. Of course nothing that the fun-loving ex-heiress does surprises me: she is after all, a walking and talking fountain of hysterical illogic.